Creationist Cat Sings Songs That Are Totally Racist!

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Creationist Cat (the Lord's Chosen Cat!) sings songs that are racist against pretty much every type of human! From whites to blacks and everyone in between. Curl up with someone you love and listen to this heartwarming collection of totally freaking racist classics!

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released May 12, 2016

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He was once an ordinary housecat til he was zapped by God thru the internet! Now he's making totally funky fresh music you will love, SHODOMITE!

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Track Name: You're Black!
You're Black:

You’re black as night

yes holy crap

don’t wanna fight

you’ll beat my ass


I’m telling you

how I feel

I’m afraid of you

if you can’t tell


jamon

jamon

get away from me


I’m on to you

yeah don’t you know

I’ve watched all

AIU’s videos


I’m telling you

stay away from me

Cuz u commit more crime

infinitely


Don’t step any closer

cuz man dat is not cool

It makes me really nervous

and da reason dude


Is that your black

your black

really really black

you are black

black

really really black

…. And I don’t feel safe around you cuz

your skin is much too black - your black.




Holy freaking crap

I can’t believe

You completed more

grades dan me


College too,

And pre-med

If I learned dat much

I’d be dead


But I don’t care

how smart you are

cuz i know you want

to steal my car


You can have my keys

just leave me alone

and if dash not enough

you can have my phone



because your black

your black

really really black

you are black

black

really really black

…. And I don’t feel safe around you cuz

your skin is much too black - your black.


I don’t eye contact,

so don’t look at my face,

I’m not anti-social,

I just don’t like your race


cuz you are black,

your black,

really really black

yes you are black, your black

really really


you happen to be black
Track Name: Honky Tonk Honky
Honky Tonk Honky

I met a freaking Trump Supporter in Memphis,
She had a spray on tan but her original skin was white,
I told her screw you, your a dildo brained fartface
Cuz your white and I don’t like your kind
She’s a Honky Tonk Honky
She’s a, she’s a, she’s a
Honky, Honky, Honky.

I met an 80 year old bingo playing granny
She looked a whole lot like Betty White
I pulled out my freaking sub gauge shot gun
and said bitch this a white genocide
She’s a, she’s a, she’s a
Honky, Honky, Honky.
Track Name: What I Hate About Jews!
Hey
Uh huh huh
Hey
Uh huh huh

What I hate about Jews
They killed Jesus christ
They horde all there money
they are dee Illuminati dats right
Where funny hats and they have pointy ears
Own Hollywood and they don’t drink beer
‘dats what I hate about Jews
dats what I hate about jews

What I hate about jews
They’re all bankers and lawyers 
don’t freaking like em
cuz they work at Jacoby & Myers

Where funny hats got pointy ears
Own Hollywood don’t drink beer
Cause it’s true
dat's what I hate about Jews
dat's what I hate about Jews
dat's what I hate about Jews

Wow

Hey

What I hate about Jews
They got funny names
when crappy things happen 
They are the culture I blame

Where funny hats got pointy ears
Own Hollywood don’t drink beer
'Cause it's true
That's what I hate about Jews
That's what I hate about JewsThat's what I hate about JewsThat's what I hate about JewsThat's what I hate about JewsThat's what I hate about Jews
Track Name: Slanty Asian Eyes
Can’t freaking understand

what she says when she cries

she cooks with MSG

Cuz she’s got slanty Asian eyes


She’s like a fortune cookie

dat you have to read twice

her accent is really thick

cuz she’s got slanty Asian eyes


Is she Chinese,

or Vietnamese,

I just can’t freaking tell-eeze

Yeah i betcha, she’s a ninja

cuz I believe doze stereotypesa

All da dudes shay she’s a gook

she’s got slanty asian eyes



Don’t you kill her dad,

Cuz she will take revenge

She’s really good at math,

She’s got slanty Asian eyes


She likes origami,

all her trees are Bonzai,

she eats with chopsticks

she’s got slanty asian eyes…


Is she Chinese,

or Vietnamese,

I just can’t freaking tell-eeze

Yeah i betcha, she’s a ninja

cuz I believe doze stereotypesa

All da dudes shay she’s a gook

she’s got slanty asian eyes


Is she Korean,

or Mongolian,

or freaking Phillipean?

She takes orders

from General Chingy Ching Ching

All da dudes shay she’s a gook

she’s got slanty asian eyes


She likes Godzilla

might be from manilla

a ninja killa

she’s got slanty asian eyes
Track Name: I Hate Those TowelHeads
Allah law Allah la lu akbar


I just hate doze towelheads they’re all suicide bombers don’t you know

I just hate doze towelheads there’s no such thing as a moderate



I just hate doze towelheads they’re climate is just too warma

I just hate doze towelheads yeah I even hate da taste of shrwarma

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Every one

of doze freaking jerkheads

Is da same in my eyes


bomb em alllllll

Turn dem to cole slawwwww….

I wanna be Sam Harris, but he's not like this
not like this at all...


I just hate doze towelheads they’re all suicide bombers don’t you know

I just hate doze towelheads gotta big fat boner for hating them